Where is the hickey?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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