Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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