: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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