glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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