HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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