I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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sex in a hospital.. check
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
i out mim tonsoeep
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