Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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