Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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