return my video game
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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