That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
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you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We left an ass print on the piano.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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