I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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