omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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