Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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