Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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