i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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