I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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