I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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