i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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