I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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