Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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