Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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