I want to walk on stilts...naked
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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