i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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