I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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