yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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