its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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