Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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