i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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