Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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