You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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