omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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