Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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