her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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