mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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