My pussy is not your playground.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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