Well apparently he's into motor boating.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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