2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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