I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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