Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
