quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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