I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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