So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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