Sry I called you an 8
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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