i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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