Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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