went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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