ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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