You're my little dorito
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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