What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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