its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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