Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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