susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
When are your genitals available?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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