i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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