there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You took a bar mat shot.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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